georqeweasley:

im laughing so hard

nosdrinker:

android1994:

nosdrinker:

where’s the gif of the chef with the really big frying pan

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bless you


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whimsicdoctor13:

algrenion:

chel-the-fabulous-asstec:

lalondes:

kevinprices:

lalondes:

if you sold all your eggs you would make $3.2 billion

your uterus is worth $3.2 billion

#and a nutsack is worth like $25 and half a pb&j

I JUST REALIZED THAT THIS MEANS EVERY TIME YOU HAVE A PERIOD YOU LOSE $8,000???????????? TERRIBLE

Maybe that’s why we get so emotional

#this is it #we cracked it #the secret of periods

did you just make an egg pun

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impeccabletasteinmusic:

The Veronicas | Untouched

You was real cute til u had said that stupid shit

jhutchmyanchor:

hutchdreamer:

Honestly, I don’t know what is this, but I know one thing: whe need more shirtless Josh. It’s damn summer, right?

IS THE TATTOO REAL?!?

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