Kristen Stewart photographed by Sebastian Kim for Vanity Fair


I wish I had a lot of money so I could travel the world. I want to look at all the different animals and types of plants. I want to meet a lot of new people and and experience new cultures. I want to be free.



me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*


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remember when nickelodeon picked the worst possible name for their halloween sweepstakes


Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.


last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up


it’s so amusing how offended people get when you’re comfortable with yourself. it’s been so great over the past few months watching people love themselves more. i love selfies and nudes and i love when girls call themselves queens and act like they’re the hottest thing on the planet and if anyone calls you self centered or pretentious blow them the biggest kiss and carry on.

being optimistic is dangerous